Fake Shrimp - Lido, Italy

How could I have been fooled? An extremely seasoned 'Seafood
Connoisseur', I didn't know these shrimps were fake until my first
bite. I thought only the Japanese make fake food! And I gave up the
Beef Cappaccio for these fake shrimps! What the fxxk!!!

Venice, Italy - Day 3

11-Aug, 2010
Had a double scoop gelato (celery & arugula at Alaska Gelateria) and a
yellow peach for lunch today. Saving myself for a decent dinner.
Walked from train station to San Marco area after visiting the Palazzo
Ducale and Museo Correr in the morning. Of course I got lost again.
That's a given! This is only day three in Italy and my legs are
completely spent already. On the way to Lido (4:30pm) for a late
afternoon sun bathing session and get some rest for my poor legs.