Please don't talk to me

I try to be loyal to a single hairdresser and/or a hair salon.  The reality is I just can't, because they just wouldn't such the F up!!  First, it's the hair washing person (can't be sure of the gender...extreme unisex appearance)!  Then, it's the hairdresser.  I understand they are under a lot of pressure for selling expensive products and treatments I don't need.  Just cut the crap and cut the small talk!  It's hard enough to find a person who can cut hair properly at a reasonable price.  I don't want to drift from one salon to another.  Just leave me alone!!!